Chapter XII: My Hyderabad Tale

The flight of freedom

Roughly 1800 kilometers away, what dawned on me was a sense of newness. A new city, new faces, a new language (read lofty barrier), new type of food, new job (insert laughter) and a new campus (insert laughter multiple decibels higher). I was soaked in this novelty, but this newness was as ephemeral as joys of childhood. What my myopic-self had failed to realize was how a self-proclaimed non-conformist always wanting to stay independent and take charge had grown so homesick. Believe me you, there was nothing, yes nothing, newer than THIS sinking feeling.

You know how some people eloquently express the high they feel living in the heart of the city! Pocharam Village is where I have to spend at least two years now and following suit, it perhaps lies somewhere around the genitals of Hyderabad. A place it takes two hours of ordeal to reach from the main city; two hours that include changing at least 3 buses or auto-rickshaws (can be more if you are new and clueless). The strongest argument to content my weary heart for finding an abode here is that my office is a 10 minute walk. Less pollution is another bonus, allows my eyes to absorb the greenery from my 8th floor room window.

Talking about room, finding a decent house without having a tiny heart attack each time after hearing the rent was a big deal. Somehow we managed to get a fully furnished spacious duplex at a moderate price on Day 1 itself. Now realizing how expensive apartments in the 'heart' of Hyderabad are, I am happier.

Settling-in included haggling with shopkeepers and housemaids like sickening skinflints. It made me realize how easy life was, how facile it was made by parents and how I'll now have to stand tall against it all. Thankfully, I have my first-cousin living in the city too, so the first weekend was delightful, a far cry from what the impending days were going to bring about. But it takes only one hundred and twenty minutes to reach him, a feat that seems never-ending when your only Apple earphones have been wrecked by your flat-mate a night before you leave for your cousin's. Shed a tear here!

The city feels alive. Uncountable vehicles plying on the road, smoke up in the air and deafening horns only worsening my migraine. It all a sharp contrast to the calmness of my village. Eating outlets are what my village is devoid of and as I crossed every Subway or KFC, I re-ran in my mind the ‘Serenity Prayer’. I was dodging the thoughts of tonsuring the chap who christened our township “Singapore Township”. There's nobody who even delivers anything here. All we have are two below-mediocre canteens that are minting money off the crowd's sad situation. 

Hussainsagar Lake

Other tiny observations: 
a) The much vaunted Hyderabad Biryani (from Paradise) didn't quite please my taste buds. I prefer my mother’s Pulaav anyday. 
b) After loitering at the super-busy Uppal Crossroads like lost lambs, when we finally hopped in the APSTRC bus I saw a female conductor equally gruff as the ones I remember from PRTC. Oh I had a vision of the agility with which I would catch PRTC buses to college every morning without fail. 
c) And once I found myself in an auto whose driver was hell bent on spreading Islam (he asked me to do Namaaz five times and find all the answers to Life in The Quran), who was convinced with Osama's contrivance for blowing up WTC. His logic was as inane as Bipasha's necromancy attempts in the ludicrous Raaz3. All I remember doing (as told) was not to disagree to anything he had got to say until the ride is over! To never cut hair off my chin, to never wear gold and to not revere Churches and Temples- I acceded to everything.


On the job front, our anchor's dumbfounded-look on seeing a good 200 of us crowding the tiny hall he summoned us all in for induction gave away how deep in hot water we were, on the first day itself! Can you blame him? The campus is as big as a rodent's burrow that only has five already jam-packed buildings with no more space to accommodate! I begin to appreciate the infrastructure the Mysore DC had, that being the only thing I miss about that place honestly!

Being on bench and knowing that each passing day is adding a giant naught to your work experience never begins to get daunting. Not for one moment! Because 1) the hope for work to magically crop up remains alive even after your corpulent manager has shaken all the responsibility off his shoulder in a speech filled with candor 2) the bliss you feel on the payday when you know your brain's fluids have not been churned at all.
I know the ups and do realize the downs. I’m losing out on the real work experience. I know, give it a rest! To forget about the downs, I extracted the most advantage out of Gandhi Jayanti. A short trip to Mumbai refilled the energy that had drained out in the first month I spent in the village. Only a 12 hour bus ride to the closest heaven to unwind me. The urge to have home-cooked food was assuaged by my sister's delicacies. My wish to catch Barfi! again with the kids was also granted. Barfi was just as fun as it was the first time with friends. Priyanka's act is unassailable. She brightened up the screen each time. She just stole the show, so much so that we were in fits of mirth trying to enact the “Susu” scene more than once in an over-crowded mall.

Barfi!'s charm makes you fall in love, its subtlety allures you, its exuberance imbues you with reminiscences, it just swallows you whole. It's impossible for it to not unsettle someone, for its music to not cause unrest. I wonder how some music can be so ruthless. And why do some songs first enlivening the clinical heart with feelings then maim it so bad? What pleasure to leave someone like fish out of water?
This heart that had assuaged itself by calling it all a wicked scheme of destiny, had taken being ridiculed for its marred state in its stride and had forcibly forged a seal of completion on those incomplete distanced stories awakes to rekindle that flame. Such is a good composition's power. There's no way you can not let your heart talk in its own way to that song. So much it can bring about, who would have thought?
The only thing I disliked was how Barfi! was so eulogized until it was sent for Oscars. The janus-faced janta forgets the sweetness Barfi! had infused in the hearts of a crowd used to monstrosities like Housefull2 and Joker!

Solitude is a gift, loneliness a curse. I revel in my solitude, I play with words, they assist me in concocting another world, they act transcendental camouflaging me from negativities. I sometimes am a maudlin writer; other times a mean opinionated middle-finger. But I find an inexplicable pleasure in vomiting out words, untrammeled thoughts, my hybrid reflections! I feel like giving it my all, body and soul. My flat-mates seem to understand my forlorn ways well. They do say some exceptionally funny things sometimes and cook amazing food. They sometimes say things that just engulfs me in hilarity. They are extremely fun loving.

They are really nice blokes barring some habits that throw me in fits of petulance! I blame myself. For I've never lived in a hostel so I'm a noob at learning the disgusting ways boys usually live in. Turning a blind eye to cleanliness perhaps is a trait too macho nowadays. The messier, the merrier seems to be the new mantra.
It's not the fickleness that controls his attempts to be a teetotaler, or his locking horns with the maid when she does as good a job as Kim Kardashian does in containing her curves in skimpy dresses. It's not the other's indecisiveness about the course of career, his being so naked to influence, or being so very derivative and a bigtime pervert. Because anyone can put up with that!  What I can't stomach is the pride with which some men disrespect the opposite sex. I ascribe its cause to their lack of female siblings or female friends. But often they get too deep in the vortex to change that or befriend someone! I wonder why they do it; it hardly makes them any cooler or any more virile. But there's not always an answer to something so ingrained in one's psyche. It's like love- blind, mindless and hard to phase out.

I may learn well to vegetate in the village someday, but the yen to fly back home with every phone call I make pulls me stronger. The very thought of them and violins begin to play! Each morning I sink deeper in my rotten futon missing that warmth. But it's worth the wait. My transports of joy are long overdue, and won't be snatched away. Soon all that has kept me from them will get lost somewhere and I'll witness those aging smiles again, that sparkle I bring in those tired eyes will twinkle again. Then all my trifling brooding will cease, my worries will evaporate, those clouds of feeling homesick will dissolve by just that one warm embrace that they'll extend as they welcome me home this Diwali.
PS:  Crooning 'Fly me to the moon' envisioning the wee hours of November 2 that will transport me to heaven.

Chapter XI: A Star I Own

 
There's a star I own of a light so bright

it burns all alone and fires up my nights.

Engulfed in flame, it shines in my eyes.

To rest it ain't the same, its beauty they don't prize.

Like an over-beaten story I knew what was to come.

Recalled it in all its glory, in a million it was the one.

As it shoots from the sky dissolving in the dark,

I close both of my eyes battling an ache very stark.

For all the time it shone till it fell from its peak

towards a fate unknown, nights never were this bleak.

A wish of mine it granted in dark as it drowned.

Got all what I ever wanted but forever having it around.

The star I once owned no longer can be seen.

Now I'm left all alone, it's darker than has ever been.

Chapter X: The Lemonade I Made

Often he gathers wool when it pours, and so drowns in her thoughts and that overwhelming calmness. Those screams inside stand silenced in the deafening thunder. Why doesn't he let them out and lighten his load instead?

Alone she too braves the downpour tonight and struggles staying composed. But the raindrops don't give her away. They become her tears so nobody knows. They conceal her little secret.

Gut wrenching, isn't it? Doesn't rain imbue us with the blues too? Why this everlasting blemish, its never-ending association with gloom? Shouldn't it be a celebration? What those lovelorn hearts have forgotten was when rain cooled their scorched selves and the romance it induced to remedy their souls.

For me, rain is that fearless run to the backyard as her mother chased her for a wipe. It is the utter neglect his heart's arteries put up with because it would get criminal to not join in for fried delicacies. It is ringing your neighbours' doorbells and then flitting like a fly to the nearest hiding place. It is a bicycle ride on flooded roads and a muddy splash in the puddles. It is a football match in the playground that now has everyone in their balconies engrossed. It is the harbinger of romance in those weary hearts on the verge of collapse. It is like love in its nascent stage. It is what makes those free spirits chart on their cloud number nine. It is the sigh you let out that only coffee beans can evoke. It is this fleeting sense of tranquility that takes you over. It is that song you would never want to end. That engaging euphony! Spellbinding.

But rain is a just metaphor I use to depict how we are gifted at finding what we don't like even in the good things in life. Ponder. Just give it one fresh look. Rain is no stranger to stealing away sadness.

Remember there's good in everything not going your way. You are destiny's child.Think. Well don't think, thinking too much has done no one good. Just surrender to life's spell. Delve in the surreality of it all.

Life's pulling way too much out from you, way too fast. There's work, relationships and responsibilities. Stress is lurking right around the corner. Life's handed you lemons, so lemonade you make.

Don't contain yourself, for it is what you'll have enough time for in your coffin. Crave for latitude, to surmount those fetters and flee. Ah! That flight of inordinate joy, wings slapping those winds of change. Consider the change.

Have your spirit rise above the mundane making love with the magical. Rejoice in nature's colourful kaleidoscope. For the fun inhabits in these infinitesimal things. Lull your inhibitions and worries to sleep. Dive in that sparkling stream of rejuvenation and rediscovery. Get a perspective.

There are no joys like the small ones. Let go of the rain-shade and get drenched. Be a part of it, etch good-times and make them last forever. Make them indelible.

Chapter IX: The Inevitable

The alarm tone kills your REM sleep, you wake up and head-dive into monotony. Everything seems same. Stagnant. It’s a new old-day. But has nothing really changed? Do you really sense no difference? Think harder. Don’t you realize that there are no new mornings for him, or he won’t see the sun rising and flooding the Earth with light again? The sun of his life has set forever. There’s never going to be another time you hear that voice. He’s been snatched. No more of his gifts, and no more blessings.

Death is that untamed lion. Nobody can control it, no whips work. It takes lives away. In a fraction of a second. Life, that we relentlessly work towards making better every passing day, seems so fragile. One blow from death and there’s nothing that you have earned in your lifetime that can save you.

Given the number of Cancer cases in my family, losing another life to it does not make it any easier. It is just as grisly as earlier was. It’s not just the end of an existence, the death knells serve as a reminder of responsibility the next generation has got dumped with, it’s the slaughter of those iridescent visions that have now gone monochrome, an adieu to memories that now stand marred.

Death strips you off all your laurels, of all your prized possessions. These distinctions plague only the living. You may have duped a million but there’s no escaping death, not a mortal clever enough. It sees no good or bad. You may be a prince or a pauper, a scholar or a libertine, an epitome of nobility or an ignoble quack. Nobody escapes it. It’s like a black-hole that swallows light. When your time is up, your time is up. It doesn’t come knocking or seeking approval. It just hits, then devastates. It leaves us lamenting. Such is its rage. Leonine. It leaves us with questions, with tears. Parting peacefully is what we have not been conditioned for, have we?

We read books about death, about people on borrowed time embracing their remaining life. Reading those poignant words we feel enlightened; like we know the meaning of life, like we now guard a secret. Tell that to someone who plays the lead in real life. Tell it to someone who has spent his years upping his game, who has been through the crests and troughs of his folks, walked that extra mile for his children and been somebody’s better-half through thick and thin. Don’t these bonds make it harder? Yes. They pull you back and you want to hold on. You yearn for the unusual to occur. You challenge His prowess.

When death corners us mortals, we get down on our knees with folded hands hoping for a miracle. But miracles work mysteriously, don’t they? What is not arcane about the functioning of nature? It’s one tortuous track and miracles are such marvels that keep us hung up on them till  the very last, till that jaded sliver of hope decides to give in, till those bated breaths finally run out.

Death arrives with a gamut of reasons, reasons to take us away; reasons that cut the umbilical cord off for a rebirth into another world for a new life. All because your time here has elapsed and another place in this cosmos awaits your presence.

So is there life after death? Do you believe in afterlife? I certainly don’t. There’s only one life. One life either to live in fear of that unconquerable force or to make the most out of. Only one life to learn from all follies and only one life to thoroughly relish in. One life is sufficient for the bad karma to reciprocate and all your good virtues to repay. Sooner or later. Perhaps sooner than later. There’s always hope.

Chapter VIII: Song for a Stolen Gem

All my musings, they converge to you.

And your ache, it resonates with mine.

Who would fill the void you left?

For not all scars just heal in time.

Shot to fame, and over the moon

got them stars up in your lap.

your tender years were unaware

the price for fame you would have to tap.

For who would lose their own self

In finding what’s not fine?

You strayed from right, you clung to love

Now damage’s done, why whine?

Had ‘What We Have’ And ‘What We Want’

Been not two but one.

You’d known you had your hands full of

For what you’d always yearned.

Torched inside you carried on

that losing game, head high.

Love unusual got your best

Earned you demons, turned you Blind.

They cornered you, curbed your escape.

They silenced all your cries of help.

When you couldn’t contain more pain

Life freed you of all afflictions instead.

If you are a star I’d stay home waiting

For the night you’d shoot from the sky.

I’d wish for you, I’d wish you back

I’d wish you stay all by my side

Now you fly unfettered, free and high

Soaring like those October birds.

Like lullabies to tormented souls

Who’d now voice your poignant words?

Chapter VII: My Mysore Memento

They say I’m no good at recollections. It's not facile without Dumbledore’s Pensieve so there’s a chance I might lumber through some trifling details. But with all my might, I hereby challenge what they think. I now sketch out my sixteen weeks stay at Narayanamurthy Center of Excellence, Mysore, Karnataka.

The magnificent GEC2 Building

Upon entering, I immediately drew parallels with Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The majestic GEC2 building like that old castle, the food court at basement 2 replicates the Grand Hall, the ID cards had replaced wands and we flew on LadyBirds instead of brooms. In this world of magic time really flew very fast. 

My Heart Shaped Idli

Besides reveling in the food and flavours, January witnessed me in sheer awe. The grandeur of the campus engulfed me, the cleanliness surprised me, and infrastructure blew my mind away. Riding bicycles was cool all over again. The heat didn’t bother, neither did the color or the bicycles’ name. Days were lost in the maze of those gruelling classes and bulky assignments. And sleep majorly ruled all of my nights. My ties with friends back home were loosening but I couldn’t spare time to think.

The beautiful GEC2 Library

Also happened the part I detest, meeting new people and striking a chord. It’s not that there was a paucity of odious habits, oh there were many I turned a blind eye to. All because I appreciate the diversity. But I always preferred solitude that, with every passing day, was becoming elusive.

Nevertheless, I got to spend a lot of time walking too. So I grew fonder of music, fonder of everything distant, of everyone afar.

The Multiplex

February didn’t live up to its name. The shortest month seemed immensely long. The course grew tougher and the sleeping hours vanished away. Towards its end the course demised, and project allocation occurred. That threw my colleagues in a frenzy with some of them voicing how ecstatic or not they were with their project partners. Fretting over things not in hand? I wasn’t one of them.

Oh yes, I've won some hearts

March saw us with documentation completion and first-phase evaluations. Few relations then were turning sour. I never chose to dissolve the acidity that had crept in, I never tampered with things already straining. But many other relations were blooming. I met with people who got along well and taught me things no man could. Sometimes clarity in thoughts occurs while you are least aware of receiving it. It just happens. Like a light bulb glowed, and inundated you with ideas. Yes, I was fortunate enough to find such folks.Demo development consumed the rest of March’s days, an act I ventured into solo, with close-to-nil assistance.

Thick clouds robbed the sky's azure.

The colors mixed on the palette may not always be good, but does that diminish the painter’s perspicuity? Has the sorcerer been robbed of his sleight of hand? Has his vision failed him, failed to win others over? I guess not. Drawing parallels, my professional group had only me putting painstaking efforts and the remaining blaming the not-so-glorious results.

Meanwhile our mentor running away and afflicting us with the onus to complete the project under a new guide, who knew just as much about it as Paris Hilton knows about quantum physics, was another nail in the coffin. New mentor’s blatantly bashing our demo using phrases so acetic was no encouragement either. I found his comments rather reactionary.

The gorgeous GEC1 building

I foresaw that the demo required what until now we had kept it devoid of, teamwork. My one-man army was on slithering grounds, it needed aid, it needed freedom from such levity.

By April’s end, I had my mother’s hand cooked delicacies deviate my mind midday, I longed for my father to rebuff me and to call me all those usually intolerable words. The ache in my guts I endured while missing my family was getting harder.

May was the month of goodbyes. To the friends I’d earned, to the opulence of the campus and to the accumulated bitterness inside. My time here was drawing to an end. Only 7 days of May were keeping me away from all the things I was, keeping me away from where I belong. 7 more days and I'd be back to where my heart is, back to the two good old souls who had lived the last few days envisioning my return. On May 8, I landed at Chandigarh Airport to see them wearing smiles. Smiles that warm I long had missed, smiles so pure I could cry.

Those May goodbyes had borne this fruit, they had brought me back to life.

Chapter VI : Flying Down South

I write this when Sachin’s just been dismissed having missed a ton of tons (yet again) cleanbowled by Siddle while the spiteful Sushma Swaraj is getting wonderfully back-answered by Kapil Sibal on the Lokpal Bill debate in Lok Sabha. And I’m waiting for the moment when my frozen clumsy fingers will warm up to typing correctly! 

This Christmas indeed was the coldest North India’s celebrated in 5 years. But the cold doesn’t prevent us mortals from keeping our desires and wishes ignited. While Anna fasting in Mumbai for another 3 days would have asked for a wholesome Lokpal to be dropped in his stocking, I want Santa to make time stop.

I have barely 10 days left at home before I fly out of Punjab for my internship down south. Tickets are booked and after much ado we have unanimously opted for taxi to IGI Airport on the chilly evening of the seventh day of 2012. Flying to Bangalore on the early morning of 8^th and then another taxi ride to reach my training center at Mysore about 3 hours from Bangalore by road. 

Talking about Mysore, I have a never-dying inclination towards South India. I have been there of which I remember only a little. Can you blame me? I was in 9^th grade. I even forget everything that happened a week ago, let alone years! My biggest handicap! My brain’s cache houses the details of only the last seven days at most. Beyond that it’s all a blur. It does get you in a fix sometimes when your mates are conjuring up things from past and all you can do is nod along like a trained pet or smile.

What I can recall is that it was a school trip back in 2005 with people whom I hardly knew or liked. Only thing that still stays with me about Mysore is the magnificent summer palace of Tipu Sultan. It’s a shame I didn’t have a camera to capture it in all its glory back then. I had a friend of mine visiting it around Deepawali so I know that it looks even more enchanting with infinite light bulbs adorning it. I also vividly remember how delectable South India food is. I utterly love the coconut chutney and the spicy sambar. The aroma of spices takes me over. I’ve always been a foodie. And to indulge in rich flavoured spicy food is what I can’t resist. Though I’ve heard from seniors whining about the food that we’ll be made available but I wish not to reach there with any notions. I’ll be the judge. Nothing’s better than entertaining those taste buds with something as rich as South Indian food. Can’t wait!

Anyway, I've finally started a novel by John Grisham. The Summons. Feels lucky to have got time out for it. Also my little nephew will come visit us and it’ll be a delight. Besides my sisters visiting us , there’s a new year right around the corner ready to bring fuckloads of luck outshining all the good things of the previous year. Amidst it all there’s countless things that need to be bought and packed. My indolent ways will only yield a garnished set of usual Punjabi cuss words from Dad as a Newyear Gift! While packing my bags, every passing second reminds me of how little time I’m left with and of the mammoth responsibility of collecting all my stuff together. Change is just as cruel as is permanent. For every second disheartens me reminding me of beautiful things I’ll leave behind. My parents and my friends occupying the major chunk of it.

One doorway’s shut. The last 4 days of college have given me more than what 4 years could ever muster up. Our bizarre baseless blabbering, the roaring laughter at the silliest nastiest jokes have all grown just as strong as the bonds among everyone a part of the craziness. The 4 day workshop that we were all stuck to attend turned out to be the best 4 days of college life. From the incessant brow-raising commentary to reading the most intensely carnal twitter pages out loud to trying out every canteen and getting dozens of pictures clicked with silliest looking waiters to thoroughly embarrassing oneself in public (applies to me) - the 4 days have been quite a ride. An indelible one.

Yes, I successfully made myself butt of all jokes for my group. But I volunteered. And they left no stone unturned. I have learnt some important lessons about public speaking too. That you are always at a disadvantage when there’s the prettiest girl of college attending the same workshop and listening closely as you open your gob. Never before did I fumble so foolishly. Never did my words just lose their track completely while finding their way from my mind to tongue. Beauty so powerful!

My birthday treat also happened. We raided KFC and PHD located adjacently. The noise we generated sure earned us some stares but the previous 4 days had inured us of any embarrassment that these mortals shy away from. Memorable time captured for life in pictures. As the treat coincided with the last day at workshop/college so it resulted in moist eyes, awkward hugging and some seriously inane good-luck-for-life parting messages.

In addition to my friends, I’ll also miss the Winters because down south the temperatures don’t plummet to this extent. The chattering of teeth, the difficulty in driving two-wheelers, warming my hands by placing them under my bum, to snuggle up in my mother’s quilt everytime I go to their room which is quite rare given the quality of TV shows they watch. Shows that are so nauseating and logic-defying where every character is so madeup and definitely has a twin battling a pained existence, the child of a lesser god!

I’ll miss gorging on pignuts stuffed in my jacket’s pocket during those long walks with Music on lonely fogged-up streets just to straighten myself out. I’ll miss hearing the Gurbaani early morning from the nearest Gurudwara and with those little birds twittering, all contributing to make mornings marvelous. What I’ll not miss is when taking time out for a hot coffee on terrace that loud Punjabi music embellished with lewd lyrics makes you gnash for spoiling the little time you borrowed from your busy day to center yourself.

I’ll also miss my laptop which will stay put at home.

But out of everything that I leave behind, I’ll miss both my parents the most. They always have been supremely eloquent at conveying how good-for-nothing I am. But I also know that I am the apple of their eyes. I’m going to miss mom experimenting with recipes just to evoke a “Yum” from me. Dad for calling me names and faking being strict when he has to get his work done. I’m gonna miss them locking horns and erupting into an argument when both are laying the same point favoring me. Perhaps they will never know how much I love them.

It’s just 16 weeks, I tell myself. I can do it. Wait is good. As Benjamin Franklin says “He that can have Patience, can have what he will.” Just like these magical 4 years, 16 weeks will fly off just as soon leaving me swamped with better memories and experiences. Never been surer.

Chapter V : On The Brink

Roughly, four years from now I had not imagined that parting from college would stir something inside me. With my facebook homepage brimming with sob stories, I only used to guffaw at the drama a few hours ago. This deluge of updates about all the fun people had or all the things they’d miss was something I’d dismiss with a high-pitched “Oh Please!” Because my affinity towards college or its people never fully bloomed from its embryonic state. Or so I think.

4 years flew like batting eyelids. The same routine every day. Catching already-packed public transport buses to College have taught me to forget being a “gentleman” sometimes and run for your life when you see one approaching, cutting sharply through a gamut of people of different shapes and sizes. Bus rides have been a melange of experiences. In summers you get to know what sweat actually smells like and you would even get a wet patch on yourself off someone else’s shirt because the buses are so stuffed. In winters it gets intolerable with all the windows shut and some old folk’s flatulence would make you realize how terribly unblocked your nose is despite the freezing cold. Such supremely sensitized olfactory functions, you begin to wonder.

The walk from the University gate to College would be my most favourite part of the day. With Music on and the 2 KMs daily would freshen me up. I’ve always wanted to be alone for walks but that’s something too much to ask for. I’d almost always have friends from my town who, like me, have been successful to catch a timely bus. And the probability of asking for my opinion on a preposterous discussion when the one song I’ve been waiting for for the previous 20 minutes would begin to play is crazily high and highly irritable. 

I reach college and lectures begin. Those doses of sedatives! The only news my auditory system was desperate to hear would come from our Class Representative, our ace of spades! Last year the bunks we did outnumber the classes we rested our asses in. Such delight it used to be.

And to survive 2 years without a faculty and then having a laugh at how stupid that question papers have been set. Of the limited teachers we had, some would only qualify as apes. Most of them with only a flatulent attitude and no substance, Some others badly out of shape and almost all of them out of their minds. One who would shamelessly itch his crotch behind the dais thinking students don’t get to know about it. Some whom even the guards would mistake as students. 

And to begin talking about the crowd.. I have witnessed so many Put-on-a-show kind of girls with an insanely wrong idea about confidence. So self-amused by all the guys who have ever approached them. Known umpteen holier-than-thou guys who all have the same bikes popular in Punjab also pronounced in a hilariously Punjabi way. “Bult”. Their egos back up their pompous walk and they assume that they are born with an innate right to ogle at all the girls that happen to be in their eye span. They are the self proclaimed Jack Of Hearts of the prettiest girl in the University. 

College is where I learnt more than just topologies or polymorphism. Because that’s just vomiting what you mugged up 5 minutes before an exam, after your "reliable source" hints at the important topic which you had already planned to do early morning but had bartered away for a few extra winks instead. FYI, 16^th marked the end of all the examinations of my engineering degree. which adds upto a nearly 90 Mid Semester Tests besides an End Semester Test for each of the 46 subjects I’ve studied.

Also my Birthday this 13th arrived packed in between two extremely useless exams and I’m glad it just went the way I wanted. Receiving calls from all the people who really care and not just from everyone in your Friends list bound to wish you because their Birthday alerts tell them to.

I missed some calls from loved ones because I dozed off before the clock struck 12. With my phone on silent! I’ve braved an array of colorful remarks on this front and have concluded that I indeed am an idiot. And waking up to 40 missed calls does give you a mini-heart-attack first but then you realize that it’s your birthday and these are the people who love you. Then your heart beams with joy. But I’m mad at some people I expected a call from. Or atleast a text message. So I have been practising some curses and waiting for a nicely written obituary anytime soon in the newspaper!

Anyway, college will always have a soft spot for me for the bunch of likeminded people I found. We’ve together gradated to great friends from being complete strangers. They bear with me despite my incessant meaningless chatter and smutty jokes and know that I am the last person they’d come to when in trouble! And still stick close. I’ve learnt a trillion things from all of them and also how to be there for them. Because in the end that’s what really counts. 

They say, “You only prize a bird’s song when it perches on a distant bough.” My college is the bird here.

Chapter IV : C'est ici!

And today was the first of my last ESTs ever. Last few days have seen me using nasal drops in public, download some long-awaited music and prepare for Practical exams so ridiculously handled.

One week back, it all began with a toothache. So sharp that fearing a visit to the Dentist I started to walk the extra mile. Which included giving away a huge pack of Snickers + Mars + Bounty to a friend only to find out that the pain had got nothing to do with my teeth which just to say are in perfect condition. Also learnt that all four of my wisdom teeth have found their place but are apparently snoozing right now because wisdom's still the most wanted item on my list.

The dentist hinted at Sinusitis and an ENT specialist put a stamp on it. Along with some mucosal hypertrophy which despite being explained twice is still Arabic to me.
So I began my first round of antibiotics and battling 'Steam-Helps' & ‘Cover Your Head’ rebukes. And trust me, to get assisted by a friend to take nasal drops at 11am in Rose Garden Chandigarh is good to get some eyeballs rolling. The hardest thing about business is minding your own. True that.

They say 'Save the best for last'!
And finally it's December. I've always had an affinity to it like Sodium to Oxygen.
Not only because it's my birthday month. With Dad's birthday and MomDad's wedding anniversary also falling in December it does make it all the more special. Hitting 21 this 13th and Dad 66 on 20th. I'm only one-third of years he's lived and dying to hear from him that I'm doing good so far.

December to me means to be remembered and getting calls on my birthday from everyone who throughout the year doesn't seem to care at all but this day would act over-familiar and bring up topics you’d rather avoid. They’re just like your favorite pair of underpants. Comfy but sometimes sticking up in places where you can’t do a thing about in public but to go with it.
December also means days without sun. Foggy bus rides with close-to-nothing visibility and those welltrained drivers daring to speed up enough to evoke a 'Haaye' from an insanely covered lady holding a book of hymns and murmering all through. It also means enjoying birthday just how I want to. Because I always have an exam on or around 13th. So I usually spend it at home.

I remember last year my birthday got consumed in 5th semester ESTs but I made it a point that Dad's doesn't follow suit. Visiting my eldest sister and cutting a cake there was a rather warm reunion in the spine-numbing chill of December.
I decided to stay back till New Year's Eve only to conclude that yes, I'm jinxed for that place. Everytime I plan on staying there, an old member of their family plans to kick the bucket just then on the very first day. So all that my stay got diminished to was the kids' room upstairs and those dumb computer games as my sister's room was booked by bulky grandmas with moustaches that'd give Jackie Shroff a run for his money. But I was able to enjoy dinner out once and it was all compensated for!

This December is supposed to bring out another emotion because it is just 5 more days I get to see my college. Something that just doesn't get me. I'm glad that it's getting over for I never really got much attached to it or its people and the few I thank my stars for will be there with me even after college life ends.

And getting slam sheets filled and tshirts scribbled on is way too juvenile for my taste. Girls grab a chance to get all the good stuff penned for them. I won't lie but I too had to fabricate a lot of stuff about some people I hardly knew. Words didn't fail me then which is like my worst fear. What if I just can't get it all out. What if I fail to express what I really want. Well that’s another story! I'm beyond all the “fill-my-sheets”, “aw-it's-time” and the bromance mushrooming in college because Facebook is anyway going to keep us all connected.

Downloaded Lioness by Amy Winehouse. The whole ‘60s sound of it draws me to music by the likes of Donny Hathaway, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles et al. Because they are what real music is, I believe. Lioness isn’t like previous seamless records by the late singer but now that it’s here I’d like to mention the Motown sound of Between the cheats, the chorus of Like Smoke and the heartbreaking rendition of A Song For You made famous by Donny Hathaway are amazing.

Right now it's time to do away with the remaining five ESTs that still hold ground to bug me. After they end on 16^th , I have three other exams lined up along with a special Christmas outing with friends which hopefully won’t be scrapped considering how comatose Winters makes us all. Looking forward to a pleasant birthday.